January 2012
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jingleofthedead replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: unicornholio bungdesu …
I like how Beavis and Butthead are both looking at my icon. Beavis looks terrified.
You terrify even them.
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Parents without the Internet should have their kids taken away.
– Peggy Hill
December 2011
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sawdust-monster reblogged your photo: dirtydisneyconfessions: “I want there to be a…
The actual fuck? My name is Paige…you bitch. :’D
I have nothing against the name. I have a handful of friends who have the same name actually.
I just thought that “I turned the Paige” line
was probably the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard of
not to mention that someone is actually...
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hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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ghvvst replied to your post: Gonna be spending New Years working so..
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Gonna be spending New Years working so..
I’ll say it now.
Happy New Years, all ye followers! It’s going to be 2012 which means a brand new year!
It also means you get to leave all your mistakes and your worries and your cares behind. It means you can relax and turn yourself into something brand new.
I’m not going to make a long-winded post so I’ll just give you guys these bits of advice.
Love others.
...
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unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
i heard a dubstep of the beavis and butt-head theme….
show me, I want to be impregnated
here you go.
omg, the best part is “now hold still, dumbass.”
xD
I
what
this is
amazing
mfw i listen to this
this is us listening to this
or maybe even this:
yes, perfect good
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
i heard a dubstep of the beavis and butt-head theme….
show me, I want to be impregnated
here you go.
omg, the best part is “now hold still, dumbass.”
xD
I
what
this is
amazing
mfw i listen to this
this is us listening to this
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
i heard a dubstep of the beavis and butt-head theme….
show me, I want to be impregnated
here you go.
omg, the best part is “now hold still, dumbass.”
xD
I
what
this is
amazing
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unicornholio:
i heard a dubstep of the beavis and butt-head theme….
show me, I want to be impregnated
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
The Wall: The Day I ALMOST talked to The Judge..
thepascall:
ahgiohwaiohga
I’m still like
freaking out because I had an opportunity to talk to The Judge
THE MIKE JUDGE
But it was all ruined because of my shitty ass work schedule, AT&T’s terrible phone service, and my stupid fucking short term memory.
I didn’t get to talk to him
He probably...
unicornholio:
The Wall: The Day I ALMOST talked to The Judge..
thepascall:
ahgiohwaiohga
I’m still like
freaking out because I had an opportunity to talk to The Judge
THE MIKE JUDGE
But it was all ruined because of my shitty ass work schedule, AT&T’s terrible phone service, and my stupid fucking short term memory.
I didn’t get to talk to him
He probably threw my…
What...
feableweiner:
we reblog each other
we follow each other
we talk to each other
i think we both know what comes next
obligatory
Trying to calm down
it’s not easy
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The Day I ALMOST talked to The Judge..
ahgiohwaiohga
I’m still like
freaking out because I had an opportunity to talk to The Judge
THE MIKE JUDGE
But it was all ruined because of my shitty ass work schedule, AT&T’s terrible phone service, and my stupid fucking short term memory.
I didn’t get to talk to him
He probably threw my business card away because I was so unreliable
What a TERRIBLE first impression...
And to top it all off, the event I'm going to...
Meaning, it’s not in my GPS
Meaning, I’m going to get lost as SHIT
fuck
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ugHghgug
I’m pissed as shit
I had a good event lined up for New Years Eve at work. It was 5 minutes away and I wouldn’t have to bug my parents for a ride because I could drive myself since I knew where it was. Easy as pie. Started at 9, ended a little after midnight. I was actually jazzed about this.
Then my boss texts me and says “Well hey, we need you at the Marriott instead for...
SO tempted to go back to sleep
BUT NO I HAVE
WORK TODAY
LET’S GET PUMPED
to go and watch little kids play video games
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makohl replied to your post: makohl replied to your post: Said I was going to…
And then you’re too late! It’s gonna happen. Remember I predicted that whole trap scenario like two days before it happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE8utryxE8
i call this the beavis sandwich
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
you can’t escape, beavis.
A Beavis sandwich sounds delicious
A Beavis sandwich sounds sensual.
oh my god iwhaogaiohg hwat
i call this the beavis sandwich
unicornholio:
you can’t escape, beavis.
A Beavis sandwich sounds delicious
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makohl replied to your post: Said I was going to bed like an hour ago. Stayed up anyway.
Don’t forget my wise words from earleir.. MAKE A MOVE YOU DWEB. God.
I’M NOT GOING TO MAKE A MOVE OK
this shit
takes TIME
and DELICACY
ok
Said I was going to bed like an hour ago. Stayed...
No regrets.
But I should go to bed now tho
I have work tomorrow
nyeerh
unicornholio:
thepascall:
ajgwgoagagjapgj
marry me
I need this on my blog
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
This feels appropriate, too.
“I’ve still got my condominium! What do I do with it?”
Oh I can give you a few ideas.
Em, I think you and I have officially become B&BH creepers
I am ok with this
is it bad that this is a thing i have saved on my computer
ajgwgoagagjapgj
marry me
unicornholio:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
This feels appropriate, too.
“I’ve still got my condominium! What do I do with it?”
Oh I can give you a few ideas.
Em, I think you and I have officially become B&BH creepers
I am ok with this
The Wall: makohl: thepascall: unicornholio: omg.is... →
makohl:
makohl:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
omg.
is it bad i’m actually crying while listening to friday?
Crying takes the sad out of you! <3
But idk I’ll probably cry new years eve when I’m at work
I’m not gonna lie
It’s been a pretty good year, despite a lot of BS that…
Yeah I’m not like THOSE OTHER MEN
AND YOU RUINED SOMETHING SPECIAL AND AWESOME
YOU FOOL
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makohl:
thepascall:
unicornholio:
omg.
is it bad i’m actually crying while listening to friday?
Crying takes the sad out of you! <3
But idk I’ll probably cry new years eve when I’m at work
I’m not gonna lie
It’s been a pretty good year, despite a lot of BS that happened
But I met some of the coolest people ever
and I kept my current friendships goin’ strong
2011, I salute you
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unicornholio:
omg.
is it bad i’m actually crying while listening to friday?
Crying takes the sad out of you! <3
But idk I’ll probably cry new years eve when I’m at work
I’m not gonna lie
It’s been a pretty good year, despite a lot of BS that happened
But I met some of the coolest people ever
and I kept my current friendships goin’ strong
2011, I...
when people reblog my post and have no idea what...
unicornholio:
and ruin the joke.
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