Mom: Why'd you go to the mall by yourself?
Me: I was hoping I would be just wandering around and I'd accidentally stumble into a romantic comedy.
Me: Imagine my surprise when I realized it was "bring your significant other to shop" day.
Me: If I had known, I would have pulled someone off the street to bring.
  1. alecwiens said: thnx 4 invite
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